You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
