So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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