I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
We left an ass print on the piano.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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