he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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