Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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