i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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