I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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