i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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