i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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