PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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