Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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