His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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