He is an equal opportunity slut.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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