i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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