bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
