ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
it's like iHOP with fire
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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