I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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