no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I have feelings that need drinking.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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