Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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