You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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