Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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