capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
