Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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