its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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