On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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