you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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