btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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