What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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