Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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