what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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