I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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