I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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