So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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