her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Randomize
