I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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