So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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