do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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