It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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