the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
they're like a gay fantastic four
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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