Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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