Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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