i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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