I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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