I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
her vagine was all disorganized.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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