You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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