What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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