Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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