piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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