I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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