he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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